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A very small napkin with a very large warning. Be afraid, be very afraid. sits on the front in white typewriter capitals, with black all around it, like an urgent note somebody left beside the punch bowl.
Look closer and a band of embossed diamonds runs around the border, a tidy bit of texture on an otherwise ominous square. These are cocktail napkins, the little kind that tucks under a cup of cider or next to a cookie. Set a stack by the treats and let it handle the menacing. Your kid will probably read it aloud in a spooky voice, and the napkin will have earned it.
